Vaseline

AFTER READING A CHAPTER CALLED "THE MIRACLE OF VASELINE" IN THE BOOK CALLED "MADEA'S UNIINHIBITED COMMENTARIES ON LOVE AND LIFE" I REALIZED THAT MAYBE EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE SOME VASELINE IN THERE LIFE. LOL I DONT GOT NONE IN MY LIFE NOW (HAD SOME BEFORE, YEARS BACK THOUGH)SO YOU ALREADY KNOW IMMA GO PICK UP SOME MORE. SO I'VE HEARD VASELINE IS GOOD FOR PREGNANT PEOPLE SO THEY WONT GET ANY STRETCH MARKS. DAM WISH I WOULD OF HAD VASELINE WHEN I WAS PREGNANT WITH MY SON. IMMA SEE IF IT CAN REMOVE THE STRETCH MARKS I STILL HAVE ON MY DAM STOMACH NOW LOL. IN THE BOOK IT EVEN SAID IF YOU BOIL SOME VASELINE AND PUT IT IN SOME WATER AND DRINK A LITTLE TEA SPOON OF IT, IT WILL CURE THE COMMON COLD. SOUNDS NASTY RIGHT? DAM RIGHT IT SOUND NASTY THATS WHY I WOULD NEVER TRY THAT SHIT EVEN IF THAT WAS THE ONLY THING TO CURE A COMMON COLD. ONE JAR OF VASELINE CAN LAST YOU FOUR WINTERS FOR A FAMILY OF 2O. PUT IT ON YOUR LIPS WHEN THOSE JOINTS GET ROUGHT. FOR REAL. AND WHEN YOU GET ASHY YOU SHOULD TRY IT OUT PROBALLII BETTER THAN LOTION WHO KNOWS?? AND I KNOW DAM WELL IF ITS SUMMER YOU DONT WANNA GO OUT THE HOUSE ASHY CAUSE I DAM SURE DONT. SO WHEN I GET MORE VASLELINE IMMA CARRY THAT JOINT EVERY WHERE, CAUSE IT CAN BE USED FOR ALOT OF THINGS AS MADEA MENTIONED IN HER BOOK.

YALL SHOULD CHECK OUT HER BOOK ITS VERY INTERESTING YOU CAN LEARN FROM IT. TRUE WORDS...