SEX JOKE

An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.
He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wif...e on the bed. He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her neck. Suddenly he got up and left the room.
As soon as possible the husband made his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow, and whispered, ‘Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate and do anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it!. Be strong and I love you.’
After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says: ‘Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck....He was whispering in my ear. He said he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you, too.’

 

 LMFAO NOW THATS FUNNI! 

21 AND LOVING IT

YES ON THRUSDAY(THE 12TH) I FINALLY TURNED 21. HOW DOES IT FEEL? GREAT! I HAD THE BEST TIME FROM WEDNESDAY TIL SUNDAY!(YES I BEEN CELBRATING SINCE WEDNESDAY) NOW THE CELEBRATION OVER LOL....


 

OLD

NEXT WEEK THRUSDAY (NOV 12TH) I WILL BE THE BIG 21. THATS KRAZII LOL. IM REALLY GETTING OLD. WOW I COULD OF SWORN YESTERDAY I WAS A TEEN. YES TIME SURE DOES FLY BY LIKE A SPEEDING BULLET. CANT BELIEVE IT. TIME WAITS FOR NOBODY. I DONT KNOW HOW IMMA FEEL WHEN I TURN 21 BUT I DO KNOW IMMA MAKE THAT THE BEST DAY. 

WELL I BEEN ON MY GROWN WOMAN ISH AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME FROM DOING WHAT I DO. FEEL ME? NOT LETTING NOBODY BRING ME DOWN!



ANYWAYS HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!