Are you a Madea

Mabel "Madea" Simmons is a fictional character created by writer/director Tyler Perry. Based on Perry's mother and aunt, Madea is an aggressive, grey haired Afircan American. She will argue with anyone, she also has the a habit of threaten people by pulling a gun out of her purse, and she has unique way of prounoncing words as reflected in her tag line, "I oughta punch chur in da face!" She is part of a large family, with many children and grandchildren. Her name is spelled variously as "Mabel" and "Mable," probably in order to confuse government authorities and others when applying for jobs, getting credit cards, etc. She is portrayed by Tyler Perry himself in both the films and plays. "Madea" or "Madear" is a typical Southern name for a grandmother. The term is a shortened form of "Mother Dear." Isnt that kute name lol?? If I had a grandmother like her I dont know what I would do cause she play no games. She always has something to say. (Speaking her mind thats all) . She has a book called "Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries On Love And Life" and if you havent read it already you should do so. You will learn alot. She told some storues and they all in that book. She's found for saying "Life is sometimes hard, and you have to laugh your way through it. Anything that has to do with Tyler Perry im all for it. Cause Madea is just a funni character. Who dont think so?? . If you dont think this woman/man is funni than you dont know what comedian is.

Now for the slow people...LOL
That may be blind and cant see or just dont know or maybe just stuck on STUPID. MADEA AND TYLER PERRY ARE THE SAME PERSON. Let me Explain- Tyler Perry dresses up like a woman and becomes Madea in those plays and films. Understand??. Well if not your just really are stupid. Doesnt that make him gay?? No it doesnt make Tyer Perry gay because he is only playing a character role and that is "Madea". So if you think thats gay it truly isnt. Believe me!

Tyler Perry was born September 13, 1969 in New Orleans, Louisiana . He is an American playwriter, screenwriter, actor, and director, producer of indie films and stage plays. Now this is a man who dropped out of school at age 16 and later obtained his GED. Can you believe that?? Shoot and they say people that drop out of school are stupid but look how far it got Tyler Perry, Cause he was smart enough to go back and get a GED. But hey that doesnt mean Students should drop out of school. Feel me? Stay in school students. Cause everybody needs an education. Dont you agree? Well I agree.

If your a female and after reading that book "Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries On Love And Life" you proballii gon say "I want to become Madea". LMAO I use to say that. I catch myself saying to people "Madea my grandmother you aint know" in other words watch what you say to me. I know im funni right?.

Here are The Ten Commandments of being a Madea (She mentioned them in her book)...............

1.Keep it real. Say whats on your mind when you feel like saying it.

**I does that all the time with no dam problem**

2. Life is hard, so laugh, even in the moments when people think stuff aint funni.

**Im always laughing at any and everything**

3. Eat, live and die. Dont worrying about dieting. Dont worry about exercising. Whatever comes on, let it stay on.

**Dont gotta tell me that**

4. Do unto others before they do unto you

**Yup cause if I think somebody gon say some smart shit out they mouth I cut them right off and say something smart first**

5.If they have done it unto you and you havent done it to them, do it twice.

**I do that all the time**

6. Pick up sticks. live richly even if you'r poor...by eatting rich food

**Forsho**

7. Whatever you done in the pass is done and dont be ashamed of it. As long as it didnt involve animals or children, you're alright. You are with the rest of the world.

**Never ashamed of anything I've done in the pass**

8. Stand up Straight

**Most def I do**

9. You will get better with time

**Im getting better and better with writting blogs as time is going**

10. This is the final commandent. Live every day like this is a tomorrow to make it up. Live like everyday on this earth, you have a tomorrow to apologgive.

**Sure is and living it up with no regrets**

Yup those were Ten commandents of "being a madea"

LoL So I guess you can just call me LiL Madea.


Tell me peeps.....
What do yall think of Madea/Tyler perry??
How would you react if you had Madea as a grandmother or mother??
Do you think you are a Madea??